codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

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My dog thinks I’m weird

i think my mom and my dog talk about me behind my back

I just want to take a moment to thank you guys.

surprisethemwithastorm:

The actual people I know on here?

Michelle.

Madison.

Monika.

Morgan.

Marie.

Maylee. (wow. a lot of M’s.)

Shea.

Jeanne Adelle.

LeeLee.

Isabel.

Savvy.

Lindsay.

Ashley.

You guys mean the world to me, and I love you. (:

AHAHAHAH I’M FIRST ON THE LIST 

SUCK IT DORKS

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omg i’ll just post a photo of each third of my face

please don’t hate me I just want to have friends

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PLEASE MAKE ME BIRD RITE RITE

PLEASE MAKE ME BIRD RITE RITE

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Hahaha oh THOSE parts
(the buttz)

Hahaha oh THOSE parts

(the buttz)

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Is the arrow pointing towards his penis?

Is the arrow pointing towards his penis?

(Source: ftnfarihin)

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Pffft pants are for people with things to do